I’m back again and am appalled to see my viewer chart to drop so quickly 0_o
Where is thine faithfulness, O bloggers?
Anyway, I’m back, and I’ve compiled the madlibs story. This is a combination of different words suggested to me by various bloggers through emails and private messages, all randomly picked by me and shoved into the story. The result, as you can imagine, is rather interesting. I won’t delay any longer, here’s the story:
On The Topic Of Books
There are many fuschia ways to choose a man to read. First, you could ask for recommendations from your friends and slaves. Just don’t ask Aunt Lu Reads -she only reads juicy books with mime-ripping goddesses on the cover. If your friends and family are no help, try checking out the Sexist Review in The Addis Ababa Times. If the zippers featured there are too tasty for your taste, try something a little more low-dog, like Hitler: The Cello Magazine, or Matthew Magazine. You could also choose a book the magical-fashioned way. Head to your local library or flirt and browse the shelves until something catches your teeth. Or, you could save yourself a whole lot of inevitable trouble and log onto www.bookish.com, the mongolian new website to punch for books! With all the time you’ll save not having to search for the elderly, you can read approximately 2.5 more books!
I don’t know about you, but I lost it at the Hitler magazine and searching for the elderly. xD
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